What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why are cause and effect so close?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do cows go on the weekend?