What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Which bug is related to you?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What birds make average students?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Where do chips wear socks?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?