What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

That bird won't stop squawking.