What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Where do hamsters come from?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?