Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
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Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
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What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
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