Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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