What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why do cats love to work?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Which is the worst season?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?