How does a squid go into battle?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What bird is losing its hair?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?