Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
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What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What does the sun drink out of?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
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Why do dogs run in circles?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
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What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
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