Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
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