What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?