What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What condiment has wings?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?