What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

It's allergy season again?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?