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What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

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Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

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What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?