Families are like fudge.
Mostly sweet with a few nuts.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
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