Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Do dads always snore?