Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why do golfers hate cake?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What shape is bad at driving?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which insect makes the best father?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?