How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What is the wealthiest fish?