Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

How do you grill cheese?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?