How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What does winter fat turn into?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?