Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
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What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which celebrity always frowns?
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Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How do you talk to a giant?
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What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
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