What do fairies always drink?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do bees gossip?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?