What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How does dinner smell?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?