Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?