Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
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