Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
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