What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How do billboards talk?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
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