Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do math teachers eat?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What type of car do planets buy?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do fairies always drink?

Where do cows go on vacation?