What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
Which founding father loves to sing?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
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