What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why was the mime upset?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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