What do jokesters study in college?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the whale cross the road?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Where are average things manufactured?

What was the first animal in space?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?