What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why do orcas love to gossip?