Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?