What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Where do hamsters come from?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?