What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What fairy loves to count?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?