Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

How do bears keep cool?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?