Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What table can you never sit at?