Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What's E.T. short for?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why are fish such good architects?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?