Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What washes up on miniature beaches?