What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How do bears keep cool?