What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

It's allergy season again?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?