What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

How do amoebas make calls?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Which is the worst season?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?