Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is a mom's favorite game?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why are cars magic?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?