What animal has the most fun?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?