How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a pig thief?