How did the tree feel in spring?
Releaved.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the scariest letter?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
How is cat food sold?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
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