What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
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What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
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