What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
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