Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?