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What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

How did the tree get lost?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?