What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why was the fish so smart?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.