Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why are books always so angry?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!