Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
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