Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do bees buzz?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which singer could always break a five?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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