Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
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