Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are ghosts always single?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?