Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What insect runs away from everything?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a greedy elf?
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