What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Where do books sleep?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the foal cough?