What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

How long will dinner be?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What bird is always sad?

Why was the mime upset?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?