My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What kind of bird can write?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?