How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?