What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you give a sick pig?

What fish sings the best?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?