Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What kind of computers do horses use?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?