Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?