What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?