What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a very small Valentine?