What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?