What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.