What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What was the first animal in space?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!