What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What animal makes the best lunches?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?