How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
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What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Which insect is the smartest?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What animal makes the best lunches?
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