What kind of ant is good at math?

What bird is always sad?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?