What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
How does a squid go into battle?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How do you get straight A's?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
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