What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

How do you make a cow float?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?