Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Which former US President was always cold?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?