What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?