What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What math figure is also in the band?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What games do ants play with elephants?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?