What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?