Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What animal knows kung fu?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

How is life like toilet paper?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?