What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
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