What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What animals love to close envelopes?

When do mice play every day?

Why are boxers good comedians?