Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do German dogs sleep?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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