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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?