Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Which president loved to take baths?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?