What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?