What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What does a dog say before eating?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How do you make a walnut laugh?