Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
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