Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What game do mice love to play?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
When should you start writing a book?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!