Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.