What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do cows wear bells?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
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