What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
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