What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
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