Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?