How do you make a cow float?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?