Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What animal knows kung fu?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?