How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!