What do you call a silly hill?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?