How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
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Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
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