Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What are baby potatoes called?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?