Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What do pigs do over the summer?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How do billboards talk?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
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