Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
If you need help building an ark..
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
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