Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What utensil does water use to eat?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
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