What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

We had a discussion about roses.

What is a table you can eat?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How do automobiles fly?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?