Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do kids love theater classes?
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