Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why are frogs always happy?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
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