Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What sport is full of interior designers?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
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