Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
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