Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?