Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Which animal is the most religious?