What game do mice love to play?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why was the cow afraid?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?