What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call a peanut in space?