Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What did March say to the madness?