What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What car always breaks the rules?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?