What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What table can you never sit at?

Where are average things manufactured?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

How do you measure a millennial?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

How do chickens leave the highway?