Who granted the fish a wish?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What's a goose's favorite book?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?