What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

How do you cut the ocean in two?