Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?