Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do math teachers eat?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why are all priests fit?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What type of birds stay together forever?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?