Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What food is a man's best friend?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why do cows wear bells?

How do you make a cow float?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?