What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How do you arrest a pig?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?