What do you give a pony with a cold?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What dog wears contact lenses?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?