What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?