What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Which president loved to take baths?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Where do hands go on vacation?