Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
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