What's the difference between people and chickens?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?