What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What's a forklift?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?