Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How do you talk to a giant?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Where are average things manufactured?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?