Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
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