What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

How does a taco bless the table?

What words make the best athletes?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?