What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?