What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the computer run out of money?