What do you call two birds in love?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How long will dinner be?