Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Which relative loves rice?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the bread do on vacation?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?