What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What day do hands always go to church?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?