How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
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