What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why are skeletons so calm?