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Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Where do frogs keep their money?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

How do fireflies start a race?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?