Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?