Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?