Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?