Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
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What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
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