Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do bees chew?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
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