Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
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