Why did the cow cross the road?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?