Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Because they take too long to iron.
Why was the cat so small?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Where does Pigletā¢ļø store all his money?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What time does Donald Duckā¢ļø wake up?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
Why is sand so optimistic?
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