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Because they take too long to iron.
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What's the most magical part of a turkey?
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Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
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What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
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