What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
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What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
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What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does winter fat turn into?
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