What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What is the color of the wind?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How did the toad die?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
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