Which tree can't stop crying?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why are baseball games at night?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's the noisiest food?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?