What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the barber win the race?
How did the toad die?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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