What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
The museum curator needed a break.
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
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