What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a tired tree?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Which family member has tusks?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
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