Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?