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What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What's the politest month?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call a peanut in space?

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Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

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What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

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