What do you call octopus twins?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?