Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?