What is a table you can eat?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?