Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?