Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
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How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
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