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What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

People are so hard on car mechanics.